I'll take your promise, but I will not feel safe

The WTF Are You Post

2013-03-24T15:21:20Z

Volanz is a troll from Homestuck, from the planet Alternia. He's a weird alien kid. You don't need to know much about Homestuck in order to get trolls, thankfully.

Here's the short version.
( I'm not going to tell you all about Homestuck don't worry. )

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HMD

2013-03-22T17:29:49Z

Please tell me if I suck. Or if I'm just doing something sort of annoying that you'd prefer if I stop. That works too.

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The Courier Textplanation/Request Post

2013-03-22T17:23:06Z

Volanz is a troll, and trolls have stupid typing habits. It's like having handwriting when most of your communication is digital anyway, I suppose. Bottom line, it's obnoxious. I mean look at this:

this is \\\hat volanz's typing nor///ally looks like. this is the color of his blood, and the use of the triple slash is indicative of his sy///bol. (to a lesser extent it \\\orks as a reference to the cla\\\s of his lusus.) he doesn't capitalize letters, nor///ally. the only exception is \\\HEN HE IS REALLY UPSET AND FEELS LIKE HE SHOULD BE YELLING. but this, volanz being volanz, is pretty unco//////on.

Because this is annoying to look at and to type, I'll only write posts in this when requested.

If there's a chance he can do this over a network though, you can bet the bloodred text and slashes will be all over it ICly. OOCly, you can expect tags in all lower case, but no textual weirdness (unless you asked).

If you would like to receive Volanz text tags with slashes, red, or some combination of, feel free to post here and tell me so. If not, carry on as usual. :)

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App: thegames

2013-03-10T21:55:44Z

( let me tell you about my homestuck )

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